♫ arthur the homo reindeer
had a very bushy brow
and if you ever saw it
you would ask yourself ‘just HOW?’
all of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names
they never let poor arthur
join in any reindeer games
then one foggy u.n. day
queen lizzie came to say- ♫
'arthur you're not a bloody reindeer why are you drawing yourself as one. get back to work.'
'…. yes your majesty.'
Alfred is terrified that one day, Gil will just be gone. That’s part of the reason he likes to be affectionate and spend lots of time with Gil. The other part is that he just loves and admires the older Nation. x3
Skylanders…..what….what is that? *Gives him a confused look*
*eyes bug out*
You don’t know what Skylanders is?! It’s only the bestest video game ever! You get the game and then the Portal of Power and then you can buy Skylanders and you put ‘em on the Portal and then you play as them in the game! And the new ones have—have—swap-able parts!
B-But Allfyyyyy *whiny voice and hugs Kuma* lemme… l-lay on you y-you’re comf-fy…
I’m not Comfy, I’m Alfie!
*attempts to lay on top of Mattie instead*
I think you make a good pillow, not me!
*lets lay on anyway*
*yawns as well*
*nuzzles into Mattie to get comfortable*
[and once Alfred gives him the signal, Kyle bolts]
Ya got it?
[quickly leads him away from the kitchen and sighs]
*follows after Kyle, beaming*
Perfect! I don’t think they saw anything!
*offers Kyle the pie*
Here ya go!
[TAKES THE PIE]
You get some, too.
Yer the one who grabbed it.
We made a great team, though.
Yeah, I guess we do!
*that was surprising*
C’mon, we can eat it in the game room!
*starts leading him toward said room*
-he squeals and starts to run away-
*laughs and runs after him*
Come back, Indy! It’s just a snowball!
"Hm, no, I personally don’t but I’m sure some in my country do if only because it’s something to celebrate," He thought about it for a moment longer before shaking his head. "But it’s not really well known."
Alfred nodded, understanding exactly what he meant. ”Not a lot of people celebrate it at my house, either. But I always do, ‘cause Saint Nick is kind of like Santa, ‘cept he comes early!” The young Nation began bouncing again at the thought of the jolly red-clad man. ”I can’t wait for Santa to come!”
*that didn’t work like he wanted it to*
*Kyle doesn’t look the least bit offended*
…But I don’t wanna take after you. Swearing is bad!
Why is it bad?
Who made that fuckin’ rule?
…But everybody says it’s bad, so it’s gotta be!
…And it’s just mean and rude anyway.